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Depresso

When ESPRESSO by Sabrina Carpenter is on repeat daily, a funny exchange between friends led me to write this...







Now he's cheating on me every night, oh

Isn't it shit? I guess so

Says he can't sleep, baby, I know

That's not with me, depresso

Can't move up, down, left, right, oh

He's got a new Nintendo

Says he can't sleep, baby, I know

That's not with me, depresso


I can relate to depression

My 'give a fucks', have no vacation

And I got this one boy

And he won't be picking

When they act this way

I know I lost 'em


Too bad I am the ex for ya

Walked in and my dream you ruined for me

Soft skin and I need pills for me

I know I need more than Mountain Dew for me

That morning sickness, puked for me

No touch and I am a monk for ya


Now he's cheating on me every night, oh

Isn't it shit? I guess so

Says he can't sleep, baby, I know

That's not with me, depresso

Can't move up, down, left, right, oh

He got a new Nintendo

Says he can't sleep, baby, I know

That's not with me, depresso


Isn't it shit? I guess so


I'm working late 'cause I'm a developer

Oh, I am a nerd, but my code has an error

My twisted humor scares him often

Not my honey bee, he wants different pollen


Too bad I am the ex for ya

Walked in and my dream you ruined for me

Soft skin and I need pills for me

I know I need more than Mountain Dew for me

That morning sickness, puked for me

No touch and I am a monk for ya


Now he's cheating on me every night, oh

isn't it shit? I guess so

Says he can't sleep, baby, I know

That's not with me, depresso

Can't move up, down, left, right, oh

He got a new Nintendo

Says he can't sleep, baby, I know

That's not with me, depresso


Isn't it shit? I guess so

That's me depresso


~ Kanika Kaushal ✨ The Luminous Muse


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