Did you think I wanted your shriveled-up lemons?
Do you honestly believe it’s that easy to cherish my melons?
I’d rather guest star on Jimmy Fallon...
Than be with a guy who’s just a petty felon.
Maybe you thought you had me beat in tic-tac,
But I can devour you like an evening snack.
You think I’m some matinee show,
And you’re the one who drops the curtain - it all fades to black?
Boy, you only think in terms of your software stack,
Thought you owned my rack—nah, just another hack.
Love calling a woman a bitch?
Try replacing the b with w, switch—
Then maybe you'd see who's magical,
And who’s just another shrew, tragical.
Maybe you only know how to feel proud of your wooden leg…
What made you believe I’d ever want you to fertilize my egg?
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